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[Music]

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Hello I would like to make a donation

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Uh, I have a ticket for the Yankees game tonight

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and I was, I was thinking I'd do

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sort of a, uh, mentorship type thing.

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Well, I have to bring someone in a wheelchair.

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What the fuck are you doing, Mitch?

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Shut up, Goldberg!

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Hey Cathy, I got to step out for a couple of hours.

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Wait! What? No, wait, hold on. Come over here.

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Um, where are you going?

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Client meeting.

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Who?

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Data Partners.

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Where?

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Uptown.

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What's with the interrogation?

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Did you forget we have to send the revision

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to this 400 page deck to Bolo in 30 minutes?

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Well, I got through most of my changes already.

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I'll send you what I have.

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Wait, but you're not gonna stick me with

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the rest of the work.

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Well it's not like I won't come back after.

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Hi.

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Um, I know you're new here

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but client relationships are really important

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and a happy analyst is also a productive analyst.

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Can I have Danny's ticket?

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Shut up Mitch.

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Wait.

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Are you guys going to a game?

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Yeah, we're going to a Yankees game.

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and I know you're trying to assert yourself or whatever,

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but don't be such a fucking buzzkill, Cathy.

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It's Danny's birthday, just let him go.

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Look.

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This is what we do.

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We go to the game.

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Mm-hmm.

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We come back.

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We do a lot more work.

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So much fucking work gets done after these games.

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It's how we roll.

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Relax.

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Fine. But...

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I expect to see you here immediately after the game.

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Immediately.
-God, yes.

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Immediately.
-Mmhm

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And no drinking at all. I'm serious.

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I really need you to focus on this deck.

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Bolo doesn't mess around.

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And you saw what happened to Steve.

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Okay.

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Have fun.

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Hey, is our office in a dead zone?

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Depends. Who's your carrier?

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T-Mobile.

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Yeah.

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If you go by Bolo's office, you might get

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a couple extra bars. He's got a booster in there.

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But to be honest,

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you should probably just switch to Verizon

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[Music]

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So I found out my team's admin is on the

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Real Basketball Wives and Girlfriends of

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Newark New Jersey.

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She's like best friends with Swaggy P's girlfriend or something.

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I looked it up and apparently

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she gets into all these cat fights on

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the show, but at work she's totally boring.

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Mm-hmm.

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You haven't eaten.

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I know.

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Sorry.

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I just am not that hungry

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You already gave the deck to Bolo, right?

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Yeah.

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What's the matter?

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My boyfriend made me this really romantic dinner.

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But I'm stuck here eating takeout.

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Cooks too? That's a keeper.

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Plus, my analyst went to a baseball game

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so I had to finish all his work.

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And the most annoying part is that it takes me

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twice as long to do the same amount of work as him.

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Well, it's your first day. He's been here for a year.

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Relax.

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Why does everyone keep telling me to relax?

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Sorry. I just,

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I don't know if I'm cut out for this.

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Hey.

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I heard a stat that it is harder to get into a bulge

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bracket bank than to get into Harvard.

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You're in.

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You belong here.

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You know,

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when you saw me in the bathroom earlier

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I had just thrown up.

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Maybe you ate something bad?

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Happened this morning too.

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Could you be...

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you know...

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No. No, I don't think so.

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Oh, no.

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Okay, before you freak out, just take a test,

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it might just be nerves.

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My MD just sent new comments.

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I better get back.

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Hang in there, hon.

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You know, it could be worse.

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How?

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Your parents could be at your place right now wondering

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who's this guy living in our daughter's apartment?

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Don't even joke about that.

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Seriously.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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[Knock]

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Hey.

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I haven't gotten any emails from

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Bolo about the latest draft.

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Bolo doesn't email notes.

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Check the fax machine.

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The fax machine?

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Who uses a fax machine?

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Big Deal Neil.

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[Music]

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[TV] Welcome back to the top of the eighth

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here at Yankee Stadium.

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It's a standing-room-only crowd.

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Somebody named Mitch must really love baseball.

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Mike, I think that's Max Goldberg.

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That asshole. Julie's not even there!

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Looks like Danny didn't get your memo, huh?

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Argh!

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[TV] Yankees postgame after every game right here on ESN.

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[Music]

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Steve!

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What are you doing here?

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I snuck in to grab a few things.

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Who knows when the Brothers are gonna ship it to me?

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At least you're in good spirits.

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This was like my first night out in a year.

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And I didn't have any annoying texts or

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emails for my bosses.

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No offense.

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None taken.

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The past three years I've been an

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indentured servant.

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Fucking 100 hour weeks.

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Wow.

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You asked me earlier, what's the one thing

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you need to know about working here.

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Well, it's this -

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the bank thinks they own you.

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Well, they don't.

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[Music]

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Where's my space bar?

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SpaceBar. My SpaceBar. Is that Danny Meyer's

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new place? I think it's over on 15th and 8th.

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What did you do with it, Mitch?

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Why do you automatically assume it was me?

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[Music]

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What the hell are you doing?

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-Goldberg! Stop that!
-Hey!

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Don't you try to lick me!

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Stop, you guys! Stop!

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[Crash]

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[Music]

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[Water filling a cup]

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Hey Goldberg,

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Where's Danny?

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Sorry, Cathy. We fucked up. We lost Danny.

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You're funny.

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No, but seriously, where's Danny because I

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need him to help me finish the deck.

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Yeah, he was with us on the subway.

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We transferred to the N

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and suddenly he was gone.

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He must have passed out.

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You didn't check on him?

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I'm not his mom. Isn't that your job?

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Are you trying to get me fired?

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Can you at least help me with this Macrotech deal?

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I got my own work to do.

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[Burp]

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[Water filling cup]

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[Music]

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[Music]

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[Clock ticking]

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Half of the revisions from Bolo involve

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changing headlines and text back to the

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original ones from Steve's deck.

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Yeah, that's a classic Bolo move.

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You'll get used to it.

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All right, I think I'm done for the night.

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Should I stay till 3:00 a.m.?

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No!

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Go home and get some sleep.

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Well, hear me out.

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Say I stay until about 3:00,

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I send the email to Neil afterward and then,

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maybe catch a break for the next time, right?

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We're gonna be here late all the time.

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Fuck Neil and his idiotic policies.

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Have you thought this through?

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Well, what do you mean?

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What do you think happens when you email Neil?

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Your email tells Neil

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that you've been working past 3:00 a.m.

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and then Neil tells Bolo,

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"The analysts have been complaining about all the work

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they've been getting. They're staying past 3:00 a.m.

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And then Bolo says,

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"I'll take care of it."

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And then,

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Bolo dumps a ton more work on your desk.

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[Thud]

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I have done all the decision trees for

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this scenario in our heads, in my heads,

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in my head. And there are no scenarios where

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it makes sense the email Neil.

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It all ends badly.

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Damn.

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How much coffee have you had tonight?

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Like

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five cups,

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maybe a green tea,

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and two Red Bulls.

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Okay.

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You stayed up late so you

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could Photoshop Mitch's Powerball numbers?

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You told me you had work to do!

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Yeah, this is work.

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I need to see Mitch fart in Bolo's face.

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Okay, Cathy, I think you won this one.

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You're right, I'm gonna go home.

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I'm done too.

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Cathy,

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let me play you a little song

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that usually cheers me up when it's

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Don't be an asshole, Goldberg.

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Fine. I won't play it.

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See ya, Cathy.
-Bye.

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[Music]

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[Knock]

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Hey champ,

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You want to go to a Yankees game

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tonight

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with me?

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Carry on.

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[Zipper]

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[Toilet flush]